Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should’ve gotten more.’
‘Seventeen,’ Gus corrected.
‘I’m assuming you’ve got some time, you interupting bastard.
‘I’m telling you,’ Isaac continued, ‘Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.
‘But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.’
I was kind of crying by then.
John Green (The Fault in Our Stars)
Step by Step: A Great way of Painting your own Mural without Knowing how to Draw
are you saying that theoretically I could cover my walls with hi-res butts
remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom
her date did too
That is actually kind of awesome.
I am literally both of them at the same time
oh really fucking funny peter, you think youre a comedian now?
this entire site is on drugs
This is my favorite post ever and I will reblog it until I die
#yeah ok #you ”like the pizza” #right right #death lbr you just have a huge dumb soft spot for dean winchester like 85 miles wide #and wanna spoil him rotten #oh you want your brother’s soul back? #welllll i don’t usually do things like this but omg pls i’ll make an exception for you dean #dean i don’t like it when people try to bind me and make me kill rampaging angels #but i’ll let you off the hook this time because i like you so much #hm okay chicago can stay since you ask #because i ~like the pizza #DEATH PLS YOU JUST LIKE DEAN (via chainedtocastiel)
DEATH TRIES TO STEP UP AND BE HIS FATHER FIGURE
Death X Dean is my BroTP
OMG, how sad is that? The fandom’s gone and made Death a father figure to Dean. Freaking DEATH people. I just can’t anymore.
I don’t even have to mention the fact that
1) He gave Dean an opportunity by assigning Dean a duty
2) So that Dean could learn
3) When Dean failed, he didn’t punish or called the agreement off
4) He just taught Dean more and finally retrieved Sam’s soul for Dean
So, yeah. Death has a soft spot for Dean. After God has been missing for years, who else has the nerve to step up to him?
Maybe it was all those times he randomly died on that Tuesday.