I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
No one explain
Family and Tumblr
Lost it at J. C. And The Boys
when my dad’s nervous he watches the game from outside
The twentieth anniversary edition of the Princess Bride has one of the nicest ambigrams I’ve seen
if your snapchat stories last over 100 seconds you have too much time on your hands
don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you
I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.
JUST ALL THAT HE IS.
I’m going to miss this
Who would have thought he hated Twilight so much?
He hates Twilight more than Stephen King.
cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden